I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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