): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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