Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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