I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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