Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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