no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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