i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
