it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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