I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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