I'm drive I can fine osifer
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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