okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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