I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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