just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
