No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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