your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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