this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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