You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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