I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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