We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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