He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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