I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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