with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Well I just put wine in my tea
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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