i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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