so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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