Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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