but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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