K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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