Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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