Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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