Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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