everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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