So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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