moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
