If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I want a musical about memes.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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