Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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