Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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