Banned from zoo.
Again?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
