they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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