Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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