at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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