You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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