im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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