That's intense
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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