Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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