I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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