quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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