Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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