just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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