drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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