So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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