How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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