woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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